• J.J. Cunis

A B.L.O.G.

October 28, 2022 - Political Action Committees (PAC's) spend billions each election betting we're morons.


Politicians spend billions each campaign year betting we're morons. Just look at the ads. Turns out it seems to be a winning bet due to many of us being either apathetic, lazy or willing simpletons. Ever wonder why spending on education is low on the totem pole? A logic starved constituency is an easily manipulated constituency. A good education fosters common sense and logical thinking, which is counterproductive to a rewarding, kickback enhanced career in government. It's the ancient Chinese Mushroom Cultivation Theorem of Governance - feed them shit and keep them in the dark.


Republican stooges, Howdy Doody Hannity and his sidekick, Clarabelle Carlson, would have you believe a Democratic President has satanic powers and is responsible for your every ailment in the world, from higher prices to the heartbreak of psoriasis. They always vaguely back it up by referencing obscure sources and telling their chuckle head peanut gallery, just go look it up; which no one ever does because it's un-findable with the information given. But convinced it is true and God is on their side they will re spew their blather.


With a lack of high school historical or political science education, many people fail to realize it is hard for a President to accomplish anything if 100% the opposing party has marching orders of "Whatever it is, we're against it."


You also have to wonder when the former President's son-in-law comes merrily skipping back from Saudi Arabia with $2 billion dollars in a suitcase and shortly thereafter it's determined the President had a stash of Iranian (the arch enemy of the Saudis) nuclear secrets stashed behind a crate of tangerine skin cream next to the copier at Mara Largo. Wonder why oil prices keep trying to creep back up?

Then there are the billionaires, the real behind the scenes inflation manipulators. Could they hold a grudge over having to finally have to pay taxes like the commoners and pay a living wage? They cry about higher wages and supply chain difficulties driving inflation. As far as supply chain issues, their fortune 500 CEO's are paid an average of over $15 million a year plus stock option sweeteners. You'd think these captains of industry would have worked out the logistics by now, since the problem dates back to the Trump administration.


No, for these snickering little weasels, the Fox Fantasy News trumpeted culprits of 'high wages' and 'supply shortages', provide a perfect cover to gouge the shit out of the consumer. The higher they can get the prices now, the higher they'll remain when it comes time to magnanimously roll them back, … a generous 50% of the unwarranted increases. If you think I'm full of shit, here's a reference for ya, with a link actually provided.


God bless you Katie Porter and your fabulous white board! Unfortunately, I don't think the peanut gallery has a clue as to who you are. I don't imagine you get much air time in the Fox Den.

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Trump's Wall was a symbolic deterrence meant to placate the feeble minded. The only things it disrupted were confused armadillos. No, the wall was a great ploy to grant sweetheart contracts to construction companies of limited construction experience and ongoing sweetheart maintenance contractors to perpetually repair and maintain the shoddy work performed.


The reality is, the last thing the deep pocket backers of the Republican Party wish to see is the faucet supplying cheap immigrant labor shut off. Ever since the emancipation proclamation, their John Bircher backers have depended on cheap immigrant labor to maintain the next best thing to slavery. And they deliver the votes come Election Day by pitting races against each other. They make them believe illegals are coming across the border like the scene in World War Z, to take their jobs and keep'em from asking for raises.

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P.S. Locally, I never realized NH Congressman Chris Pappas was Nancy Palpatine Pelosi's Darth Vader. I had never heard of him before the Republican election run up commercials. (Just between us, I don't think Nancy's heard of him either. She's too busy defending the Capital Death Star from the ex-Creamsicle-in-Chief's disjointed rebel alliance).


 

This mid-term election will be one of the most important in our history. If you truly value our heritage you must vote in this election. Vote out Republicans in every election right down through the position of dog catcher. This year it is critical that this party be decimated and sent a message to go back and re-invent itself. This country has gone way too far to the extreme right. The only way to fix it is to swing way back to the extreme left with the goal of returning normalcy and settling somewhere in the middle where reasoned discourse can resume again. Register and vote, no matter what the obstacle.

Please.

 

October 22, 2022 - BREAKING NEWS: WEWO awarded an injunction to require the Republican Party to immediately cease and desist


BREAKING NEWS: WEWO (World Elephant Welfare Organization) has been awarded an injunction in Federal Court to require the Republican Party to immediately cease and desist from using and elephant's likeness in any form in association with their Party's business. Elephants from around the world have joined in this class action suit.


Elephant spokesman, Barbar, released a statement saying, "We elephants are a compassionate, empathetic and loving species and no longer wish to have our likeness associated with such a vile organization!"


Anticipating the Party would be seeking a replacement logo, lions, tigers and bears all quickly filed immediate restraining orders to prohibit the use of their likeness. Other species are lining up to follow.


With the mid-term elections looming, Republican are said to be in emergency talks with the leader of a species (pictured below) more representative of their "family values" and policies .


September 2022 -ARE YOU HUMAN? OR NOT YET?

I've railed against the Republicans ad infinitum in previous posts and on twitter. They deserve it. Their most vocal supporters are mindless fools with no concept of history except the purified, homogenized history fed to them by their manipulators. If they are the ones to turn out in mass this November, while independent thinking individuals don't exert the effort to vote, regardless of obstacle, this country will be well on the way to its downfall. It happens to all great empires, though most seemed to have lasted a lot longer than our miserable 250 years. Consider the empires of Ancient Greece, Rome, Britain, Spain, France … all now a mere shadows of the empires they once were. Greed and corruption is the fastest way to neuter a country.


And the Democrats are not without fault either. They too are susceptible to their share of greed and corruption. BUT AT THIS POINT IN TIME. Again, AT THIS POINT IN TIME, they are the necessary solution due to our self sustaining 'ONLY TWO'-party system. And the fact that in 2016, America lost it mind and didn't have the intelligence to recognize a lying, bigoted, snake-oil salesman and made him President due to him being a boisterous, fake TV star and saying outrageous things. To be fair a majority of Americans actually voted for Hillary, but the idiotic, out-dated Electoral College system gave the office to the bloated orange.


As a result, for four years there was nobody running the ship. The head of your Executive Branch was preoccupied with draining every cent he could get his hands on from the Treasury, deflecting the public's attention in other directions with outlandish accusations only a moron would give credence to, decimating the EPA, CDC and the Courts, giving tax breaks to billionaires, setting in place a phalanx of lawyers, judges, elected and appointed officials, to ensure he'd escape jail time. He installed dynamos like Ben Carson, Betsy DeVos, Louis DeJoy, Robert Redfield, John Ratcliff, Rick Perry, Wilbur Ross, among many others, who dutifully decimated a previously functioning government while no doubt carving out their own little pieces of the pie.


He tried to kill America (and a bunch of Americans too) and blames it on everyone else. His shining example to the children of this nation is learn to lie, lie, lie, lie again, cheat and steal. Yell while you do, call people names, say 'family values' a lot and people needing to belong to something, anything, will follow you. AND ALWAYS ASK FOR THEIR MONEY because, you know, there's a sucker born every minute.


It's time to put Republicans on the shelf for awhile, a time-out, so to speak. They've become the party of hate and avarice.


However, if you think pompous white men with jowls know what's best for a woman's health and that of victims of rape, incest and pedophilia - vote big, vote elephant. If you're okay with armed forces grade, semi-automatic large caliber weapons being used to make your children into a heap of chop suey to ensure the right of pea brains morons to pretend they're army men or video game heroes - vote for the Grand Old Party.

Like having to run a gauntlet to cast a vote in a democracy and have it being in danger of being ignored if it's not to the liking of the party of the Secretary of State or Governor? Don't like lower cost medical insurance and prescription drugs? Don't give a shit if that FICA deduction you've been contributing all your life to be able to retire are for naught - poof - gone? Go RED!


Do you prefer prison level fortification of schools, requiring navy seal trained teachers (Uvalde proved police training may not be sufficient) and indoctrinating elaborate active shooter drills in the brains of smiling six year olds, just so that retards in East Bumfuck can have huge arsenals in preparation for the impending government takeover that they've been waiting for 200 years? (Nobody told them, the government could vaporize them in 15 minutes, if it had a mind to regardless of how much they spent. No, they spent too much time working overtime to afford those guns instead of investing in their brains). Oh, if you do … vote Q.


If you prefer the new, snappy, Klu Klux Klan attire of khakis, polo shirts, ball caps and face coverings, vote MAGA. If you think it's God-fearing to fuck around with the lives and futures of desperate families who have spent months walking through scorching heat and risking their lives to escape the tyranny of a country, the likes of which Ron Desantis, Donald Trump and their ilk would love this country to become - then go fuck yourself and whatever preacher you're wasting your money on.


This mid-term election will be one of the most important in our history. If you truly value our heritage you must vote in this election. Vote out Republicans in every election right down through the position of dog catcher. This year it is critical that this party be decimated and sent a message to go back and re-invent itself. This country has gone way too far to the extreme right. The only way to fix it is to swing way back to the extreme left with the goal of returning normalcy and settling somewhere in the middle where reasoned discourse can resume again. Register and vote, no matter what the obstacle.


Please.


June 24, 2022 - VOTE OUT THE FRICKEN DOG CATCHER IF HE'S REPUBLICAN!


Enough of this madness. I've decided to activate the Litany of Gibberish post (A B.L.O.G.) as a vehicle for putting forth thoughts which pop into my brain from time to time, without structure or form. They may be short or they may be long. Each entry will be dated and appear at the top of the post so you will not have to scroll through stuff you've already seen. Most will be written on the fly, largely unedited and sometimes unsubstantiated ('MOTHER OF GOD, how dare he, in this day and age where those we look up to for leadership would never lie ... well not big lies ... well not often anyway ... ahh ... let's just move on, shall we, and see what he has to say'). So let's bloviate!


There's a heavy weight I have to get off my chest. It's the elephant in the room, so to speak. They're know as REPUBLICANS. At one time, I even identified as one. Now that I look back on those younger days, when I was working my ass off with my head buried with concerns of providing and caring for my family and generally unaware of what was going on in world affairs and living off sound bites gathered here and there, I now feel like a total fricken DOPE.


The unease started creeping in during the Bush Junior administration. It was during his reign when I formally switched to Independent, where I have been since. Now that I am retired after dealing with cancer, I have done a lot of catching up on what the hell's been happening in the world - it's more than what was being told on the news at 6 and 11. There are a shitload of sleaze bags and morons (their lemmings) out there and the societal structure which has been ingrained in this country has enabled them to flourish, much to the county's detriment. Not only that, the internet unwittingly (or maybe intentionally) made the universe of sleaze bags and morons aware of each other thus emboldening them by removing the apprehension of abnormality or uniqueness, it also has provided a library of resources appropriately simplified to enrich themselves at the expense of others and not from creating any added value.


I have come to the conclusion the Republican party has been on a path of treachery for many years ... in the shadows. Ironically it was the their unintended loud mouth golden idol, who like the pied piper, summoned the previously disinterested moronic lemmings from under their rocks and as he has been prone to do with everything he touches, gleefully drove the franchise into a puss filled sluice-way while he and Secretary Munchkin were backing up a line of Brinks trucks up to the Treasury on a daily basis.


While Donny the Dunce and family were joyfully stealing the silverware and anything else that wasn't tied down Mitch, the tripled chinned turtle, saw he had the cover to accomplish his life's goal - finish packing the courts with Federalist Society judges. And as we are seeing, it is paying off in spades in this session - Roe v. Wade, concealed carry reversal and god knows what else is coming. I imagine his paydays from the NRA, gun manufacturers, evangelicals and every other lobby that will profit greatly from these acts, will be unimaginable.


The REPUBLICAN PARTY has become the equivalent of the AMERICAN TALIBAN. Thanks to the out-dated electoral college and the structure of the Senate (two for every state regardless of population size) they have disproportionate power contrary to the will of the vast majority of the people. This flaw in our structure will be the cause of the loss of our democracy.


This mid-term election will be one of the most important in our history. If you truly value our heritage you must vote in this election. Vote out Republicans in every election right down through the position of dog catcher. This year it is critical that this party be decimated and sent a message to go back and re-invent itself. There is nothing Biden can do without the support of both the House and the Senate.


The Tangerine Twat decimated the Executive branch of government. In November, he had the head of the GSA, Emily W. Murphy, thwart the incoming transition team at every turn. Then Republican representatives delayed and dragged out the approval of almost every Biden cabinet appointee. PEOPLE FORGET OR WEREN'T AWARE THIS WAS HAPPENING.


And yet everything in the world is Biden's fault. You realize that he can't just walk into the White House, wave a magic wand, and have the enormous, unending, shit stain left by the previous administration disappear like it was a Tide commercial. Remember, the stooges given jobs by previous Cheeto-in-Chief, in all the departments administered by the Executive Branch (President) don't have to go away if they don't want to. The Executive Branch oversees 4.2 MILLION employees. And as government employees, they can't be fired except for cause which takes ages to effectuate. They can be pigeon holed though, but you need the department's cabinet position filled first and it takes time for them to have their people identify the idiots, if they ever do.


There are evil people who wish to re-make our democracy into a cloistered authoritarian regime in service to themselves. This country has gone way too far to the extreme right. The only way to fix it is to swing way back to the extreme left with the goal of returning normalcy and settling somewhere in the middle where reasoned discourse can resume again. Christians don't seem Christian-like anymore. 'Do unto others as you would TRULY have done unto yourself' is out the window and into the sluice-way. "In God We Trust" has seem to devolved into "In God's Name We Profit - No, no, not you though". It's ironic that these sanctimonious morons are so vain and self centered as to believe THE MOST POWERFUL ENTITY, that is responsible for the ultimate creation of EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE AND THINGS WE DON'T EVEN HAVE WORDS FOR OR KNOW OF YET would in any way require eni-weany them to intercede on his/her/it's behalf in anybody else's business about anything! Who the fuck do you think you are?


Silent Apathetic Majority (SAM) you are needed. Register and vote, no matter what the obstacle.




October 28, 2019

I'm contemplating starting a blog. I'm calling it B.L.O.G. or a 'Bloviator's Litany of Gibberish'! More to come when the urge comes to bloviate ...


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