<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[JJCUNIS.COM]]></title><description><![CDATA[The home of all things J.J. Cunis the author of Itchiwan!]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 01:47:27 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.jjcunis.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[A B.L.O.G.]]></title><description><![CDATA[B.L.O.G. - Bloviator's Litany of Gibberish, one man's esteemed opinion]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/ablog</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5db7943a3b34b700172fcfc5</guid><category><![CDATA[Essays & Rants]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2026 01:33:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_0899346802be4aebb11ee8b320a86a9c~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_720,h_816,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blovit #2 - Republicans – The New Bubblites - sheltered from the storm by wealth … at the moment]]></title><description><![CDATA[Republicans have control of all three branches of government, un-tethered and only constrained by honor to abide by the glue that has held this country together for almost 250 years, The Constitution, and are showing the world what the conservative idea of what Greatness is.]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/blovit-2-republicans-the-new-bubblites-sheltered-from-the-storm-by-wealth-at-the-moment</link><guid isPermaLink="false">697e61e545fce64fde1caec0</guid><category><![CDATA[Essays & Rants]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 20:54:54 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_14e6b31801ec42baba22b5c052c23d44~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_300,h_168,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Blovit #1 - Can the Rich Get more Pinch Penny? ]]></title><description><![CDATA[Currently, two behemoths of industry are waging a pissing contest over a contract renewal which is impacting viewers who pay premium prices to be able to watch live local TV through their streaming platforms.]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/blovit-1-can-the-rich-get-more-pinch-penny</link><guid isPermaLink="false">697e59e16379b93199b30f94</guid><category><![CDATA[Essays & Rants]]></category><pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2026 19:56:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_326daeda57314bf3a37cc5c072fd909a~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_262,h_192,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bloviations - A Periodic Journal of Brain Ooze]]></title><description><![CDATA[Move over Enron, Madoff, Ponzi, WorldCom, Wachovia, Sammy FTX, Theranos, And Waste Management, the grand daddy of all scams is here.  W.C. Fields said "It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money" and there is no country where that is more evident than here.]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/bloviations</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64860487bb5c84941e914062</guid><category><![CDATA[Essays & Rants]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2025 17:58:17 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_01c8c15539ff46cbb133095fa07ef650~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_900,h_674,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[That's them]]></title><description><![CDATA[There was a buzz circulating through the more than 1,000 attendees, participants, officials and vendors at the campus of UMass ...]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/that-s-them</link><guid isPermaLink="false">67be4e52ae4be7e3155f34ba</guid><category><![CDATA[Non-Fiction]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2025 20:06:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_4822e7885e3f4c27babe649f5d30baa8~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_807,h_771,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Book of Joe - Chapter 5]]></title><description><![CDATA[ In the annuls of human intelligence the internet may be #1 on the charts of "It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time", ...]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-book-of-joe-chapter-5</link><guid isPermaLink="false">676c2f8383735bd4195d63a7</guid><category><![CDATA[The Book of Joe]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 25 Dec 2024 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_609b44c15197406e9fbc39a2eb4064bb~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_302,h_299,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Book of Joe - Chapter 4]]></title><description><![CDATA[Epistle to the Etherians - Eth. 46:201 or 9- Religion (or the other thing which should not be discussed at social gatherings)]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-book-of-joe-chapter-4</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65e4cb0d85c977957042d4f2</guid><category><![CDATA[The Book of Joe]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 03 Mar 2024 22:01:55 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_c036d84b62f945268ebfbb979516ec09~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_460,h_379,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Book of Joe - Chapter 3]]></title><description><![CDATA[Epistle to the Persnickities - Per. - 8-6-75:30-9 - 
A.I.? My Ass ]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-book-of-joe-chapter-3</link><guid isPermaLink="false">647f74c4bdc4686012bcb409</guid><category><![CDATA[The Book of Joe]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2023 20:06:06 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_822a6dd57176462eb385476322b65cc6~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_300,h_218,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Under the Boardwalk for Christmas]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life under the Boardwalk. Who knew?]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/under-the-boardwalk-for-christmas</link><guid isPermaLink="false">64710fdf279424d5eebbb15a</guid><category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 26 May 2023 20:24:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_afbb5dde2e824e439c9ef40f84c64357~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_470,h_352,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Threads to Treads]]></title><description><![CDATA[Ramblings to an iconic structure]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/threads-to-treads</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6356b797d85befb3fa563e62</guid><category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2022 16:23:35 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_079796380f344c909ec0c30373f9a730~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_571,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Book of Joe - Chapter 2]]></title><description><![CDATA[Epistle to the Naugahydes - Nah. 8- 98.6
Was Donald Trump the Anti-Christ? ]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-book-of-joe-chapter-2</link><guid isPermaLink="false">62d45da64b58321529ec2b49</guid><category><![CDATA[The Book of Joe]]></category><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2022 20:00:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_cab2d1e35f2e4836bc84dac2b999c616~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_366,h_366,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Ode to a 300 Pound Waterfowl]]></title><description><![CDATA[An epic poem for the ages on par with the Iliad!]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/ode-to-a-waterfowl</link><guid isPermaLink="false">61eb2f54a582f80016a62da4</guid><category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 21 Jan 2022 22:39:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_5dffda5b1f1d4719840e9f9647587348~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_726,h_577,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Book of Joe - Chapter 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[(Warning: The following journal of random bloviating is apt to include explicit language from time to time. They're just fuckin words....]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-book-of-joe-chapter-1</link><guid isPermaLink="false">619d573c7ff3150016778379</guid><category><![CDATA[The Book of Joe]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2021 23:56:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_6fd8ceefe86140b6bb27e09eaabff075~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_628,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[“One word … plastics …”]]></title><description><![CDATA[This is my contribution to the first poetry book published by the literary arts group of the Sandwich Arts Alliance, “Pebbles in the...]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/one-word-plastics</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6048e04fc103ac00156d81c1</guid><category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2021 15:27:21 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_c34819b43d7b44d8ba485728208979c7~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_1000,h_1000,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA["MISCALCULATION" ]]></title><description><![CDATA[“Jim! You mind telling me how the Green  Giant’s sex toy ended up in my lot! The mall’s opening soon.”]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/j-j-cunis-wins-flash-fiction-challenge</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6001a532c7b363001860c264</guid><category><![CDATA[Award Winners]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2021 05:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_fac36601a81e44968b98e8ccea501a81~mv2.png/v1/fit/w_200,h_204,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Garden]]></title><description><![CDATA[No, these were not really her gardens at all. Not until she gave Ramon a family.]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-garden</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f7cc9bf2ee5370017e74d50</guid><category><![CDATA[The Shorties]]></category><pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2020 19:55:10 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_0c2a28ed52a44869bddfe811196031a9~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_398,h_471,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Tunnel of Legends, Retold]]></title><description><![CDATA[ ... sat in the now empty bleachers that had bore witness to some of the greatest moments in college football.]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/tunnel-of-legends-retold</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f7230d5ec4dde0017dfaa9d</guid><category><![CDATA[The Shorties]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2020 19:11:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_9ad6f20adccf4a568084fba5083d5aea~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_366,h_492,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Quick Brown Fox]]></title><description><![CDATA[Miss Ratherspint had caught him sneaking a peek on Tik-Tok]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-quick-brown-fox</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f627e099ed03c0017195ee9</guid><category><![CDATA[The Shorties]]></category><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2020 21:32:40 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_009e5c4260e24d8b89522e53c7f792e3~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_612,h_408,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Uninvited Guest]]></title><description><![CDATA[She hopped into the car and sat on my crotch looking down at me. She was light as a feather, blacker than the darkest night, and had green e]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/the-uninvited-guest</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f4c41496b16e500178e75ad</guid><category><![CDATA[The Shorties]]></category><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2020 00:48:50 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_9dc19cd53ad64d6a980564c6e599cce4~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_170,h_170,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comet!]]></title><description><![CDATA[“Poppycock. It’s our money. Fix the damn barn.”]]></description><link>https://www.jjcunis.com/post/comet</link><guid isPermaLink="false">5f1b0dc2aef3c8001787d8b2</guid><category><![CDATA[The Shorties]]></category><pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2020 16:43:37 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://static.wixstatic.com/media/3f2ad2_565772d0f49b445cb2b92c8bf88a5282~mv2.jpg/v1/fit/w_612,h_408,al_c,q_80/file.png" length="0" type="image/png"/><dc:creator>J.J. Cunis</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>